Foolish techno phrasing, How less tech savvy folks often try to make themselves look smart by misquoting technological terms & phrases

Foolish techno phrasing, How less tech savvy folks often try to make themselves look smart by misquoting technological terms & phrases




I met a bunch of hill Billies who were arguing with one another about who’s the most tech surveyed among them. They were all in their late seventies, and most of them had received very little education.

Education was not compulsory at their time so their families had decided to buy a wheat farm from which they all grew up in, with their children and grandchildren. Whoever gave names to those techno objects they don’t know pretty sure.

“You know I hear about the cutting of the hedge technology that has come to our little town,  with the states of the heart technology, the funny looking cars of the youth have many hoarse powers,”

“One of them hit another with a kali-bar  bullet for many rounds and munitions, the police searched the area for Ds and As, they found it in his urine, the kid had sprayed the potted plant with acid, they also took their fingers for printing before they are completely sure, they also found stains on walls, and used high ferocity impact sprinter to identify it, inside the boot, they found some hard drivers and soft drivers, plus many small chips, they also had in their possession two compound disks and a fresh disk to be used to sniff out information.

Workers do many jols of work every day

Sailing for a thousand notes.

Flying up high where there is small dig-reed Celsius, and many far and heights.

The electricity comes in small huts, and homes.

Using no-no technology to catch tiny bugs.

My grandchildren wanted to send my wife Angela a new keyboard and some mice, I wondered what that package was going to look like? I don’t have a piano what am I going to use a keyboard for? Who would send you mole rats as a gift?

Do some of you here have blue teeth, I would like to check out my yellow pages and send some documents.

My daughter was complaining yesterday that she had received a lot of Sperm in her inbox, what was is doing there, and who could have sent such a wicked package to my only child?

I will go into a neighborhood where there are many WIFEs then I connect to them all, to get the hot sports.

Then I came across this hollow & white web. Where you find some are browsing while others are grazing. Many things available of which you can choose from.

First of all you need to have a fire and a fox (or is it supposed to be a fox with its tail on fire) with the help of a monitor, or you can go to the cyber caves where there is searching the gears and engines with goggles.

At the entrance there is a pass and a word place before you go through. Inside you will see many amazing things including…

Many Faces on a book

Some Tweeting birds

Then I will see you through a tube.”




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